Topical jokes and comments by comedy writer Alex Kaseberg. Any comments or questions - or if you need to hire a comedy writer - contact me at lexkase@san.rr.com

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

This just in:
The jury acquitted Robert Blake of murdering his wife. Even O.J. Simpson is pissed off at this verdict.

Do you realize what this means? Given the record of California jury murder verdicts, like this and O.J. Simpson, that must mean that Scott Peterson is innocent.

Today, Michael Jackson asked if he could get the Robert Blake jury for his trial.
The moral of the Robert Blake and the O.J. Simpson murder acquittals? If you want to get away with murder in California, you have to first be a really, really bad actor. Hell, Pauly Shore could probably all of his trailer park residents and get away with it.

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